25 Signs Of Golf Addiction

Taken from: http://www.oobgolf.com/content/fore+play/1-1837-25_Signs_Of_Golf_Addiction.html

You know your addicted to golf when…

  • you have played when it’s 35 degrees out.
  • you take your own putter to play mini golf.
  • you know who David Leadbetter is.
  • you can use MOI in a sentence.
  • all of your pants have a tees in the pockets.
  • your one hand is clearly more tan than the other.
  • you know your last 5 scores but not your moms’s age.
  • you call in sick on the day your new clubs are to arrive.
  • you keep your clubs in your trunk at all times “just in case.”
  • a perfectly manicured lawn gets you more excited than pictures of Cindy Crawford topless.
  • you have club marks on a ceiling somewhere in your house.
  • when traveling you’re more excited to see a golf course than unusual wildlife.
  • you’re known to start swinging your shoulders and pivoting your hips in the middle of conversations
  • you go to Hooters once a week “to support John Daly.”
  • you have played through drenching rain to avoid slower groups.
  • you’ll practice your swing with anything; a tv remote, a stick in the woods, a broom or your kids’ toys.
  • you recognize Johnny Miller’s voice and can instantly tune it out like your wife’s.
  • you’re on every golf retailers catalog mailing list (and actually read them all).
  • when discussing architecture you mention Ross, Nicklaus, and PB Dye.
  • there is home video of your golf swing for the purpose of “analyzation.
  • when someone says its 56 degrees outside you start thinking about your sand wedge.
  • you know who Sam Woods is and dream of your toddler someday marrying her.
  • you have said “I am broke, “I never have any time,” and “Do you want to go golfing tomorrow?” all in the same conversation.
  • you’ve ducked behind a tree when you realize your boss is on the course too.
  • you can identify the differences between bent, bermuda and poa anna grass.

The red color is my signs of addiciton

13 out of 25 ….. still not a golf addict…

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